Rock, Paper, Scissors

A Queen's student sent this over the listserv and I thought it was worth repeating:

Judge orders lawyers to play game

Faced with the inability of two bickering attorneys to resolve even the most innocuous scheduling questions without his intervention, a Florida federal judge yesterday ordered the two to meet on the steps of the federal courthouse and resolve their latest quarrel by playing "one (1) game of 'rock, paper, scissors.' "

That is too funny.